THE OFFICIAL RULES OF GEOLOGY: MURPHY'S LAWS OF THE GEOSCIENCES (Invited Presentation)
Our presentation covers legendary old saws including “one outcrop, two geologists, three interpretations,” and newly-published nuggets such as the late, great Bennie Troxel’s “The only thing a 4×4 does is get you stuck in worse places” (Pavlis et al. 2017, Geology 45:482).
There are pearls of universal wisdom by geoscientists themselves, including: Rooney’s Law: “A picture tells 1000 words, 999 of which you didn’t mean to say,” with Leach’s Variant, “A picture is worth 1000 words, but a good map is worth 10,000” Engle’ Law: “There are only two kinds of projects in this world- those you haven’t started, and those that are overdue” and Velarde’s Law: “You can’t shine if you don’t polish.”
Laws, rules and observations invoking various aspects of geoscience: Napa Flood Rule: “Trying to stop a flood with sandbags is like trying to shove a noodle up a tiger” Getty’s Reminder: “The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights” and Steiner’s Observation: “The Stone Age didn’t end because we ran out of rocks.” As well as explanations for the screw-ups, head-scratching situations and strange occurrences we inevitably encounter, including: Clark’s Document Law: “Nothing improves proofreading skills like hitting the ‘submit’ button” (proven with this very abstract, the first time it was entered!) Kruszelnicki’s Law: “Anything, no matter how boring, looks interesting under the electron microscope” and Fenster’s Law: “One person’s confusion is another’s PhD thesis.”
Come smile, laugh and knowingly nod as we unriddle the reasons things happen! The collection will be available at theofficialrulesofgeology.wordpress.com after the presentation.